Health

# “The Perils of Anatomical Exceptionalism: When Size Matters in All the Wrong Ways”

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By Otto No-Flash, Jr. In what can only be described as the most cartoonishly predictable occupational hazard in the annals of biological extremism, Sir Matthew Barrington of Greater Londinium has demonstrated that exceptional endowment can constitute a genuine workplace safety violation—even when the workplace is one’s own bathing chamber. The 41-year-old artificial intelligence specialist, whose … Read more

# “The Follicular Revolution: When Your Barber Becomes Your Dentist”

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“The Follicular Revolution: When Your Barber Becomes Your Dentist” By Bill Bilious In what can only be described as the most aesthetically challenging public health breakthrough since leech therapy, the Royal Academy of Dental Sciences at King’s College of Greater Londinium has announced that the solution to tooth decay has been sitting atop our heads … Read more