By Fenlock Grimes, Foreign Bureau Chief With additional reporting by Dagmar Bludge, Weaponized History Department This is the story you need to read slowly. Not because it is complicated, although governments have spent thirty years making it sound complicated. Read it slowly because somewhere in the Pacific, people are being told to become resilient … Read more
*By Tebbit Scorchwillow, Foreign Affairs, Fires, and Other Things the Gods Forgot* — The world is ablaze with the most tedious argument since someone decided to count angels on pinheads while Rome burned, only now it’s considerably more expensive and involves nuclear weapons. On one side, we have the **Noble Realm of the West**—a collection … Read more
*By Rumblestone Clacksworthy III – Economics & Other Hallucinations* My dear readers, allow me to introduce you to one of the most marvelous institutions in all the realms: the **International Monetary Fund**, or as I’ve taken to calling it, the **Goblin-Lord Fund**. Like any respectable gang of highway bandits, they operate with a charter, bylaws, … Read more
