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Dear Maraclara: The Ignorance That Started the Fire

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**Dear Maraclara,** Why don’t I know anything? **—Sai** — **Oh, Sai**, you sweet, singed sapling of confusion—corduroy is not a phase, it’s armor, and the fact that you feel draped in nothing but question marks means you’ve only just donned your first piece. Why don’t you know anything? Because nobody taught you to taste knowledge … Read more

The Goblin-Lord Fund and the Art of Debt Alchemy

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*By Rumblestone Clacksworthy III – Economics & Other Hallucinations* My dear readers, allow me to introduce you to one of the most marvelous institutions in all the realms: the **International Monetary Fund**, or as I’ve taken to calling it, the **Goblin-Lord Fund**. Like any respectable gang of highway bandits, they operate with a charter, bylaws, … Read more