# “Miracle of the Porcelain Temple”
By Miss Malaclara Weatherfax The sun had scarcely risen over the alabaster spires of New Ankh-Morpork’s Colonial Inn when Lady Helena Greenthumb discovered herself in an unexpected communion with the fertility gods—namely because she had no recollection of ever being pregnant. One moment, she was debating the merits of salted seaweed tea with a vendor … Read more