Australia

AUSTRALIA DISPATCH: When Climate Warriors Meet Corporate Reality

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By Dagmar Bludge, Weaponized History & Department of Retroactive Outrage SUVA/CANBERRA — The exquisite pantomime of Pacific climate activism has achieved new heights of theatrical irony as New Zealand offers to host the 2027 Pacific Leaders Forum while simultaneously expanding fossil fuel extraction in their own waters—apparently convinced that environmental leadership consists of providing meeting … Read more

AUSTRALIA DISPATCH: When Colonial Hypocrites Discover Selective Morality**

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By Miss Gentry Swivel, Culture, Calamity & Crumpets SYDNEY — The exquisite ballet of Australian moral positioning has achieved new heights of theatrical hypocrisy, evidenced by the fact that Ted Hui, a former Hong Kong lawmaker, has finally received asylum after a mere four years of bureaucratic theater—just long enough for Canberra to ensure his … Read more