AUSTRALIA DISPATCH: When Colonial Hypocrites Discover Selective Morality**
*By Miss Gentry Swivel, Culture, Calamity & Crumpets* *** **SYDNEY** — The **exquisite ballet** of Australian moral positioning has achieved new heights of theatrical hypocrisy, evidenced by the fact that Ted Hui, a former Hong Kong lawmaker, has finally received asylum after a **mere four years** of bureaucratic theater—just long enough for Canberra to ensure … Read more