By Fenlock Grimes, Foreign Bureau Chief With additional reporting by Dagmar Bludge, Weaponized History Department This is the story you need to read slowly. This is the story that will change everything you thought you knew about climate change. This is the story about entire nations disappearing within your lifetime—not metaphorically, but literally. THE BRUTAL … Read more
By Tebbit Scorchwillow, Foreign Affairs, Fires, and Other Things the Gods Forgot The world is ablaze with the most tedious argument since someone decided to count angels on pinheads while Rome burned, only now it’s considerably more expensive and involves nuclear weapons. On one side, we have the Noble Realm of the West—a collection of … Read more
By Rumblestone Clacksworthy III – Economics & Other Hallucinations My dear readers, allow me to introduce you to one of the most marvelous institutions in all the realms: the International Monetary Fund, or as I’ve taken to calling it, the Goblin-Lord Fund. Like any respectable gang of highway bandits, they operate with a charter, bylaws, … Read more
