Mossy Vimes

AFRICA DISPATCH: The Great Humanitarian Theater of Selective Outrage

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*By Mossy Vimes, War Zones & Weird Smells* *** **PRETORIA/BAMAKO** — The **exquisite choreography** of Western humanitarian concern has reached peak performance art this week as international organizations express **shocked bewilderment** at the discovery that anti-immigrant vigilantes in South Africa are denying healthcare access to foreigners—apparently forgetting that this exact same humanitarian principle magically evaporates … Read more

# “The Atomic Apiary: When Mother Nature Gets a Security Clearance”

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By Mossy Vimes *** In what can only be described as the most **terrifyingly predictable** development in the annals of Cold War environmental management, wildlife workers at the Savannah River Nuclear Reservation have discovered that local arthropod populations have been moonlighting as **unauthorized radiological contractors**. Four separate wasp nests, each glowing with the warm embrace … Read more