NORTH AMERICA DISPATCH: The Great Northern Strike Carnival

*By Soot Hackwell, Politics & Poison Department* *** **OTTAWA** — Nothing quite illuminates the **tender mercies** of modern capitalism like watching 10,000 flight attendants simultaneously decide that serving overpriced airplane coffee isn’t worth tolerating management’s **contemptuous wage offerings**, thereby transforming Air Canada into the world’s most expensive fleet of decorative aluminum sculptures.[1] The strike, which … Read more

The Cotton Conspiracy: When Feminine Hygiene Goes Rogue

By Seraphina “Soot” Hackwell *** In what can only be described as the most **humbling** episode in modern feminine hygiene diplomacy, Lady Savannah Millerworth of the Circle’s Seventh Court has confessed to harboring a rogue cotton operative within her imperial chambers for an entire lunar cycle. The twenty-two-year-old aristocrat, known for her appearances at Reality … Read more